i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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