Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
MIDGETS
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
