I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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