she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The Olympian is in my bed
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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