Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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