Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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