He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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