Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
this just has baby written all over it
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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