i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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