even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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