you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I understand Curling. That high.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
