Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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