Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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