You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
The ass gains better be worth it
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