But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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