We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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