Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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