Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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