We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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