I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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