Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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