ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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