If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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