she was so not down for the gang bang
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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