uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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