The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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