Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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