On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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