I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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