Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Bring me that man meat
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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