I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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