Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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