Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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