Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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