I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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