I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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