I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize