My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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