The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You ate ashes out of my bong
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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