in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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