Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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