I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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