I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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