You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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