Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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