What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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