somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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