So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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