this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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