Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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