Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My penis needs a shock collar
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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