So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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